January 2011
1 post
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a big ' LOL'
to all the dumb fuckers that have a zodiac sign tattoo that is now deemed incorrect. suxxs 2 b uuuuu!! (y)
Jan 14th
November 2010
3 posts
3 tags
how can anyone argue that rugby isn't a borderline...
there is a lot of face to bum action little short shorts are involved picking each other up by their bottoms KNEE SOCKS shirtless scrimmage tight shirts… WOULD YOU ALL COME OUT ALREADY…the closet’s getting crowded.
Nov 16th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 9th
October 2010
17 posts
4 tags
Oct 29th
Yesterday I forgot to wear a bra to school.
It was nippley.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
Oct 23rd
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3 tags
Oct 20th
Oct 13th
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Anonymous asked: I bet you want it in your mouth
Oct 12th
Oct 12th
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I just heard the words
‘Butter poached salmon’ on TV. I want it in my mouth right now.
Oct 12th
McDonalds Failed Products- Top 10 →
I REMEMBER THE PIZZA!
Oct 12th
Oct 12th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 8th
2 notes
4 tags
Oct 8th
4 tags
Oct 5th
3 tags
Oct 4th
1 note
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Oct 3rd
1 tag
Oct 1st
4 tags
washed a guys' hair today
..and he got a boner. we’re not talking a semi. full blown held his sweater over his man area while I was shampooing then pulled out his phone and pretended he needed to text someone for three minutes before he could stand up and follow me to the stylist’s station after. I FEEL VIOLATED
Oct 1st
8 notes
September 2010
38 posts
2 tags
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
3 notes
i was just creeping through my FB
and saw this picture of this guy and was like whoa, he’s a sexy motherfucker. So I clicked on it to see who it was AND IT’S MY YOUNGER COUSIN I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS OH GOD OH GOD SOMEONE SCRATCH MY EYES OUT I’M ATTRACTED TO MY COUSIN I’M GOING TO HELL OH GOD YUCK. i need a drink.
Sep 28th
4 tags
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Was messing around with my FWB and accidentally called him my ex’s name. FUCK FUCK FUCK. just about died. WHY ME THIS SHIT IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN MOVIES -____-
Sep 26th
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Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
Why do halloween-sized chocolate bars always taste so much better then regular sized chocolate bars?
Sep 22nd
Sep 21st
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
1 note
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Employed, bitches.
Just got hired as an assistant/receptionist at the salon I go to :) wooooooooooo gettin ma hayr diid Monday for next to nothing B-)
Sep 18th
3 tags
Just broke up with my live-in boyfriend.
I guess we’re playing roommates for a few days, cause I’m not moving in the middle of the week. greeeaeaaaaaaat.
Sep 14th
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Sep 12th
3 notes
Sep 11th
2 tags
Why would I buy regular Oreos, when Double Stuff Oreos are the same price?
Sep 11th
Sep 11th
1 tag
I know someone who's getting married tomorrow.
And when questioned about the date, they said: “Because it’s a day of so many wonderful memories for us” Morbid fuckerzzzz
Sep 11th
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
1 tag
don't you just LOVE IT
when your ASSHOLE LOVING BOYFRIEND ignores you when he gets home from work because your last words to him on the phone were ‘you need to stop threatening me’ because he said ‘well then you’re never touching my car again’ because you wouldn’t drive around town looking for the bank card HE LOST?!?!?!?! dontcha?!?
Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
2 tags
Watching a show about some bitch who’s got an addiction to sugar. SUGAR. she thinks that when you eat sugar it makes you happy. weak.
Sep 9th
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what, you mean pickles aren’t an acceptable breakfast food? my mistake.
Sep 7th
3 tags
First day of school today.
It’s like Grade Nine all over again.  Except this time I’m paying a shit load. Eeeeeep.
Sep 7th
1 tag
may have been slightly drunk tonight
at some point I was running around yelling “FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY FUUUUUUUCK BITCHESSSSS GIIIIIIIIT MONAAAAAAAY FUCK. BITCHES. GET. MONEY. I’M GONNA GET THAT TATTOOED ON MY ASSSSSSSS WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!”
Sep 4th
1 tag
In the words of Lil Wayne
Be good, or be good at it.
Sep 4th