Sindie The Chi: Archive

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told a table full of semi-strangers today that since I now sleep alone my Mac and cell phone share my bed. not to mention my dogs. it wasn’t until they all looked at me as if I had told them I was getting a sex change that it occurred to me that this may not be socially acceptable in all groups.

Jun 1st

May 19th

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May 18th

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May 17th

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May 16th

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May 13th

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this week

I have to take my dog to the vet Go to the dentist AND NOW I need mother fucking glasses Will be accepting donations, and if anyone sees any want ads on craigslist for personal slaves, feel free to forward them to me. Now if you need me I’ll be the girl stealing pennies from whatever fountains I can find.

May 12th

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I am not ashamed

That when I am home, 90% of my time is spent snuggling in bed with my dogs. The other 10% eating various delicious foods with sade . Sometimes both at once. We are the responsible for each others will to live.

May 11th

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May 10th

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small minds

found this slightly amusing go to google translate, select german as the from language, put this in the box and press listen to… pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk...

May 10th

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May 9th

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May 8th

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well would you look at that...

someone finally remembered her Tumblr password. i guess thats what happens when you’re too poor to afford internet for a year. it was a very dark year. but i am le back.

May 8th

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a big ' LOL'

to all the dumb fuckers that have a zodiac sign tattoo that is now deemed incorrect. suxxs 2 b uuuuu!! (y)

Jan 14th

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how can anyone argue that rugby isn't a borderline...

there is a lot of face to bum action little short shorts are involved picking each other up by their bottoms KNEE SOCKS shirtless scrimmage tight shirts… WOULD YOU ALL COME OUT ALREADY…the closet’s getting crowded.

Nov 16th

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Nov 14th

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Nov 9th

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Oct 29th

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Yesterday I forgot to wear a bra to school.

It was nippley.

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

Oct 23rd

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Oct 20th

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Oct 13th

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Anonymous asked: I bet you want it in your mouth

Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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I just heard the words

‘Butter poached salmon’ on TV. I want it in my mouth right now.

Oct 12th

McDonalds Failed Products- Top 10 →

I REMEMBER THE PIZZA!

Oct 12th

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Oct 10th

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Oct 8th

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Oct 8th

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Oct 5th

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Oct 4th

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Oct 3rd

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Oct 1st

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washed a guys' hair today

..and he got a boner. we’re not talking a semi. full blown held his sweater over his man area while I was shampooing then pulled out his phone and pretended he needed to text someone for three minutes before he could stand up and follow me to the stylist’s station after. I FEEL VIOLATED

Oct 1st

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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i was just creeping through my FB

and saw this picture of this guy and was like whoa, he’s a sexy motherfucker. So I clicked on it to see who it was AND IT’S MY YOUNGER COUSIN I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS OH GOD OH GOD SOMEONE SCRATCH MY EYES OUT I’M ATTRACTED TO MY COUSIN I’M GOING TO HELL OH GOD YUCK. i need a drink.

Sep 28th

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Was messing around with my FWB and accidentally called him my ex’s name. FUCK FUCK FUCK. just about died. WHY ME THIS SHIT IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN MOVIES -____-

Sep 26th

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