January 2011
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a big ' LOL'
to all the dumb fuckers that have a zodiac sign tattoo that is now deemed incorrect.
suxxs 2 b uuuuu!!
(y)
November 2010
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how can anyone argue that rugby isn't a borderline...
there is a lot of face to bum action
little short shorts are involved
picking each other up by their bottoms
KNEE SOCKS
shirtless scrimmage
tight shirts…
WOULD YOU ALL COME OUT ALREADY…the closet’s getting crowded.
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October 2010
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Yesterday I forgot to wear a bra to school.
It was nippley.
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Anonymous asked: I bet you want it in your mouth
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I just heard the words
‘Butter poached salmon’ on TV.
I want it in my mouth right now.
McDonalds Failed Products- Top 10 →
I REMEMBER THE PIZZA!
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washed a guys' hair today
..and he got a boner.
we’re not talking a semi.
full blown held his sweater over his man area while I was shampooing then pulled out his phone and pretended he needed to text someone for three minutes before he could stand up and follow me to the stylist’s station after.
I FEEL VIOLATED
September 2010
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i was just creeping through my FB
and saw this picture of this guy and was like whoa, he’s a sexy motherfucker. So I clicked on it to see who it was
AND IT’S MY YOUNGER COUSIN I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS OH GOD OH GOD SOMEONE SCRATCH MY EYES OUT I’M ATTRACTED TO MY COUSIN I’M GOING TO HELL OH GOD YUCK.
i need a drink.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Was messing around with my FWB and accidentally called him my ex’s name.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. just about died.
WHY ME THIS SHIT IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN MOVIES
-____-
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Why do halloween-sized chocolate bars always taste so much better then regular sized chocolate bars?
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Employed, bitches.
Just got hired as an assistant/receptionist at the salon I go to :)
wooooooooooo
gettin ma hayr diid Monday for next to nothing B-)
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Just broke up with my live-in boyfriend.
I guess we’re playing roommates for a few days, cause I’m not moving in the middle of the week.
greeeaeaaaaaaat.
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Why would I buy regular Oreos, when Double Stuff Oreos are the same price?
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I know someone who's getting married tomorrow.
And when questioned about the date, they said:
“Because it’s a day of so many wonderful memories for us”
Morbid fuckerzzzz
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don't you just LOVE IT
when your ASSHOLE LOVING BOYFRIEND ignores you when he gets home from work because your last words to him on the phone were ‘you need to stop threatening me’ because he said ‘well then you’re never touching my car again’ because you wouldn’t drive around town looking for the bank card HE LOST?!?!?!?!
dontcha?!?
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Watching a show about some bitch who’s got an addiction to sugar.
SUGAR.
she thinks that when you eat sugar it makes you happy.
weak.
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what, you mean pickles aren’t an acceptable breakfast food?
my mistake.
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First day of school today.
It’s like Grade Nine all over again. Except this time I’m paying a shit load.
Eeeeeep.
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may have been slightly drunk tonight
at some point I was running around yelling
“FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY
FUUUUUUUCK
BITCHESSSSS
GIIIIIIIIT MONAAAAAAAY
FUCK.
BITCHES.
GET.
MONEY.
I’M GONNA GET THAT TATTOOED ON MY ASSSSSSSS WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!”
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In the words of Lil Wayne
Be good, or be good at it.